Jack: Do you know how to say “pea”
Me: Pee or Pea
Jack: P-e-a
Me: That is a vegetable, I think you mean p-e-e
Jack: Oh yea. Ok… Oh my God, I think pee is a very cute word!

Jack: What can you say, in English, besides Oh My God.
Me: You can say Holy Shit.
Jack: Holy shit? Why?
Me: I dunno, we just say it.

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Jack: Like, if a God goes to bathroom?